Dynamo Going To Waste

I like books more than people. That is all.
Ask me anything


Happy birthday, Mick Jagger!


Since mick jagger is 71 today I guess I should officially get over him, but I don’t think I can.

If the Beatles Worked at McDonalds

Oh, so you wanted a Big Mac? Too bad then, fatass.
And your total is $9.68. It's okay if you don't want to pay. I'll pay for you, love. /wink/
Um, just to let you know, your Big Mac tastes bloody marvelous. Here, have some ketchup packets.
/Gives you the wrong order/
The room smelled like antiseptic and despair. Two of my least favorite things.

The opening sentence to my brother’s first nanowrimo novel, written when he was about 11 (via shutupcyclops)


[effie trinket voice] that is MISOGYNY

(Source: iraffiruse)

You’ll just see the most perfect person and you are like, god, she’s perfect. And then she’ll tell you everything that’s not perfect. Everyone has their own set of problems in their own minds.

L’Wren Scott (via darling-nicks)


pros of buy one get one free

  • free thing

cons of buy one get one free

  • buy thing


The US grouped by first two ZIP code digits


tumblr definitely just put a recommended post of a really intense strobe light on my dash and if I had epilepsy I would definitely sue their pants off

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